10.12.2006

Geography

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 23, a women is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild, Naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; Well developed and open to trade, specially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; Gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; Lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; Very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the Wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous Spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, A man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick......

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